hi david

I love David

5/10, cant press it multiple times :P

I'm helping!

I don wanna press x ;-;

This is a prime example of a non-game. It's a program that wears the airs of a game, and it even pretends that you are to blame for it's choices, but you have actual choice besides "play" or "don't play". And if you plan, then you don't play, because the game plays you.

My recommendation is don't play this game.

@joealarson it's too late, I've already played it

@Dando_ updated just for you buddy

i want to eat david

Noooooo david!!!

David has been slain

Killing David by pressing Q

We can push him by shooting his body!

You should make it so that David leaves a bloody trail when he is being pushed by the bullets.

I wanna reload! Can we summon more people to 'help'? Also, how does this gun have 52 rounds in that little magazine?

@Hell_Cat It's just a bad angle. The mag is much bigger then you think

@Andrew967 I actually have a version of the experience where Dave leaves a Jam trail every time he is pushed by your help. I might impliment it

@GalaxyDice I would like that, thank you

jesus christ