Hello - and greetings from the Dimaverse! This game has been released for quite some time now, but we haven't posted on the BBS yet. So here it is!
Blast your way through 13 challenging waves in an effort to stop the Blurg from taking over Galaxius. At the end, you'll find the pinnacle of Blurg tech: the Mothership. Destroy it and retake Galaxius... until we make a sequel. Sorry.
Sarcastic™ Feature List
- Hard gameplay that is only fun sometimes
- 13 waves that look cool but are hard
- Easy to learn yet infuriatingly hard to master
- Slightly non-intuitive Pulse mechanic
- High score saves... but only in the tab :(
- Training mode for all the noobs out there
- Frenzy mode if you like suffering
- Lasers
- Sushi
How to Play
- ❎ to shoot (can be held)
- 🅾️ to Pulse - the more Cores you have, the stronger your Pulse.
- ⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️ to move and dodge
Credits
A game by Diamond Studios:
- hex4 (me)
- TheShifter
- Winners Diamond
- 50%HUMAN
With music from Pico-8 Tunes Vol. II by Gruber Music
And some code and assets from Lazy Devs Academy's Shump series



It's a good game, but the game play is exactly the same as cherry bomb, a game that has a tutorial on making it on youtube. I'm sorry.
Cherry bomb - https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=116115#p
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