Heh. That makes me think: fortune teller game, except instead of an fortune cookie or a wordly mystic, it's some plain-faced bald psychic fella sitting intensely with his fingers on his temples, and you have to hold down a button for ten seconds or so to get you answer/fortune, and the whole time the screen shakes more and more and the fella gets a little nose bleed and terrible music swells, and then just when you think you/he can't take it anymore:

"LOOK FOR CAREER OPPORTUNITY SOON"

"ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE STORM"

"TODAY YOU WILL MEET SOMEONE NEW"

etc