Gloomy Bear is a popular character in Japan, spawning a plethora of goofy merchandise the way that Hello Kitty does. The thing that sets him apart from the army of cute characters is that, although he's a cute bear, he's still a bear. So apart from looking pink and adorable, he also does regular bear things like attacking people. You can't tell from the picture, but he's actually 2m tall in real life.

So, anyway -- recently I came across this claw game machine full of Gloomys. Check out the text next to each bear labeling them as four types of Chocolate: Strawberry, Black, Milk and White Chocolate.

What are the chances, eh?