"Lesson learned"
It was being melted down, and these were the final moments of its existence. It didn't despair but, with futile diligence, analyzed the decision tree to understand its mistakes.

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r={}s=0
for i=0,160do r[i]={rnd(128),i-16,10}end
::_::
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for j=0,#r-1 do
i=(j+s)%#r
b=r[i]
b[2]+=1
if(b[2]>144)b[3]=12b[2]=-16s=i
x=b[1]
y=b[2]
d=mid(8,b[3]-(y/128)^2*16)
if(d>0)for i=6,max(0,3-d),-1 do ovalfill(x-d*3,y+i+d,x+d*3,y+i-d,i)end
end
goto _

I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore.