Controls
[CURSOR KEYS]: Move character
[X,M,V]: Switch elf (if available)
[Z,N,C]: Switch outfit (if available)
Simply bump into things to INTERACT.
Stand still for a few seconds to view your INVENTORY.
About the game
Fiss the elf is once again on a mission to seduce Santa. This time, her life might just depend on it! Get help from friends, manage Fiss' libido and complete your horn collection to truly make it a Christmas Eve to remember!
A more ambitious sequel to last year's "Get in Santa's Pants".
No explicit content is shown, but the game contains suggestive themes, mountains of innuendo and teeny-tiny pixel butt.
I managed it!
This is probably the most challenging thing I've ever coded! Before starting, I paced myself to work within the token and character limits. Lots of planning and tests! Only for me to hit the compressed size limit very early on, which I hadn't really heard anybody talk about. Somehow I managed to get everything to fit in the end with little descope. But goodness, it almost broke me! It's a miracle that this elf didn't get put on the shelf!
Look at you ! I was so impressed with your earlier game, now you have another naughty/nice one, @Louistrations. A shiny golden star to dangle on your ... other stocking. :)
@dw817 Thanks so much for the kind words! I shall treasure my gold stars!!
@SandwichBlam It's in a drawer in Santa's cabin, it's hard to miss. Make sure it's not in your inventory already!
This game is delightful and hilarious. Takes me back to the old Leisure Suit Larry games of yore. I think this is my most LOL'd at PICO-8 game to date.
I got stuck trying to figure out what to do next after collecting my third horn and sadly was running low on battery so I had to quit. I think I can get back to where I was reasonably quickly though.
My one burning question - how much frickin' cocoa can Mrs. Claus drink?! That woman is a bottomless cocoa pit!
As good as last year episode! keep going!!
(tho stuck with the empty bottle x[ I didn't get reference either!)
@freds72 Thank you! :D
(You can fill the bottle with water very close to Diss the elf, when he asks)
@CrownDeluxe The blue candies don't do anything, everybody already has minty breath. And Mimi's just there to deliver the pun.
@Billal50 Thank you! I posted the game to itch.io, if that's what you mean? I'm most active on twitter and tumblr (links under my avatar), but I'm not really a game dev so all my social media is my artwork.
Nice and interesting suggestive game. I had fun exploring and trying to solve the puzzles. However, I couldn't find the 5th horn.
I discovered it's possible to make the game impossible to win if you trap Wiss in the workshop and make Fiss get caught by the officers. Maybe you can fix it by adding some workaround such as making Wiss reappear outside if Fiss gets caught.
I also noticed it's possible to trigger events that are supposed to happen only once such as the first encounter with Manos the mouse or when Fiss obtains the ribbon.
Besides of those flaws to take in mind, the game is enjoyable and entertaining. Keep up the good work!
@PicoPicker Thanks so much for playing and for the feedback! I endeavour to fix as many bugs as possible. There's already a rule to prevent both elves being trapped in jail, but I hadn't even considered the workshop! XD
Thanks again! (5th horn is related to the mistletoe)
Won the game with the help of my niece, @Louistrations.
Found a bug that could be the result of the new Pico-8 version. After I gave DISS a drink of water. LATER he asked for more water as if he didn't get any before. Yet I had already gotten the trade item from him.
@dw817 Thanks for the shout! Yeah, probably just an oversight in the NPC scripting. I'll try and add a fix, but the code's at the point where typing a single IF statement puts me over the limits! XD
The 5th horn is imposible to find, I have tried everything, another hint maybe?
@Louistrations cool game! also, is second guardian speech "catch me later, i'll buy you a ginger bear" a half life reference?)
I'm stuck. I don't know how to get the gold key, I don't have the empty bottle to get water for Diss. I have a small sack and an apricot cookie that I don't know what to do with. I have all the horns except the third one.
edit: found a video on itch that helped me and I beat it! cool game.
Wife and I played both of these last Christmas. Great poems, funny jokes, nice graphics... all-around great time. Thank you!
This is amazing! Very impressive for a Pico-8 game. I'm currently making my own game but yikes! Yours is amazing!
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